The Oakland A’s are one helluva mess.
Losers of oodles in a row, getting pounded by scores of 10-2 with shocking regularity, they don’t hit, they can’t field, they aren’t pitching. The roster is filled with has-been’s, never-were’s and never-will-be’s. Our trades have all backfired, nobody’s coming to the games and everyone who I didn’t already mention is on the disabled list. For life. Time to fire the manager.