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“Your Momma.”
Momma will be flattered she got a vote.
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“you know, that thing”
Ah, yes, that thing.
“Yow!”
Another vote for sex.
“duh”
And another.
“Horizontal Hokey Pokey”
Ditto.
“screwing your boss”
Now we’re getting creative.
“bungie fucking”
Now we’re getting stupid.
“prayer”
Sweat for Jesus, sister!
“Packing to Move!”
We’ll pass.
“suicide”
We said “burn,” not “kill.”
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“chasing the damn bus”
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