Editor’s Note: We’re so fascinated by the cult of fandom surrounding Ryan Christopher Parks, lead singer of the indie band B. Hamilton, that we’ve invited his alter-ego to start an advice column for the clueless and the culturally ostracized. For this edition, he’s focused on etiquette; see the first installment here.
Dear Ron Kristophone,
So, I was recently at a bar and some dude asked me out. Turns out he works for the OPD, so now i don’t know what to do. I actually think he’s kinda cute, so I’m wondering what should I wear. I don’t know any cops, so how do cops feel about girls putting out on the first date? Should I ask Boots Riley to be my wingman? 🙂