Top Ten Least Googleable Local Restaurant Names

A couple weeks back, Kathleen drew much-needed attention to the emerging problem of the ungoogelable band name (this means you, Girls). But those artsy types aren’t the only offenders in what appears to be a full-fledged war on searchability. Behold, the top ten most impossible-to-find-on-the-internet local restaurants and bars:

1. FIVE

2. Best Burritos . (Apparently lots of places like to identify themselves as “best”; who knew?)

3. Local Cafe

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4. Boot and Shoe Service

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