State of the Nation Address: Raiders Hire Dennis Allen as New Head Coach

Denver Broncos defensive coordinator Dennis Allen is now Oakland Raiders head coach Dennis Allen. He’s only 39 and was a popular head coach candidate this year after one successful year in Denver. The Bronco defense was good, but I think we have to wonder if it was Allen’s coaching, or the supernatural assistance of Jesus Christ and Tim Tebow. He’s gone from Jesus’ favorite football team to Satan’s favorite. Welcome aboard, buddy!

After an egregious vetting process, the Raiders hired Dennis Allen as their new head coach.

  • After an egregious vetting process, the Raiders hired Dennis Allen as their new head coach.

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