Slap Hitter: A’s over Yankees

This evening in the Bronx, the A’s, who can’t hit the ball out of the ballpark, take on the New York Yankees, who can’t keep the ball in the yard. Who will triumph? The team that wouldn’t be able to go deep if they placed home plate at second base, or the team that has launched its new stadium with a cannonade of visiting home runs? Says here, the A’s beat the pinstripers tonight. Slight over might.