Friends in Need

On sounding, fake hymens, and asking a lover to punch you in the face.

A straight male friend practices sounding and has for years, and has some medical questions. I am a pediatric nurse, so he brought his concerns to me, but the questions are totally outside my area of expertise. Nothing emergency-room-worthy is going on, but he needs answers and refuses to speak with his regular MD about sounding. I am wondering how to find an MD in his area who would be knowledgeable and nonjudgmental.

Needs Useful Referral Soon

The National Coalition for Sexual Freedom maintains a “Kink Aware Professionals Directory” on its website: The doctors, counselors, lawyers, real estate agents, etc. aren’t vetted by the NCSF, so inclusion on the list isn’t a recommendation. But it would be a good place for your friend to start looking for an irregular MD, someone he can open up to about sounding and whatever else he’s doing. In the meantime, I asked a doc for some thoughts about the risks and rewards of sounding.

“Sounding refers to the insertion of foreign bodies into the urethra,” said Dr. Stephen H. King, MD, a board-certified urologist. “Under controlled medical conditions, urethral sounds, which are typically curved and sterilized metallic or plastic rods, are gently inserted onto the urethra [pee hole] in order to dilate a stricture [narrowing] that blocks the flow of urine out of the bladder. The lining of the urethra is typically very sensitive and delicate, and this procedure can be quite uncomfortable for most people.”

“Some people, likely a significant minority, derive sexual pleasure from urethral stimulation,” said Dr. King. “This includes both men and women. Sounders have been known to insert a wide variety of objects, including but not limited to catheters, tubes, beads, pencils, batteries, drill bits, and even the head of a decapitated snake.”

Okay! On to your question, NURS: Your friend is a self-sounder and has been for years. So just how dangerous is sounding?

“Some sounders end up in emergency rooms to remove a stuck object, leading to interesting X-rays and many good party conversations for us urologists,” said Dr. King. “But there is very limited medical literature on this topic beyond mostly case studies. However, one recent survey study associated recreational sounding with general high-risk behaviors and increased risk of STIs. Additional complications can include bleeding, infection, urethral stricture, perforation, and erectile dysfunction. Some of these issues may cause long-term impairments or require surgical correction.”

A couple qualifiers from a nonmedical nonprofessional (me): Sounding by itself doesn’t lead to higher rates of STIs. While an inept sounding session could leave a person with a raw and bloodied urethra, and this rawness would place a person at higher risk of contracting an STI should they be exposed to one, it’s the propensity toward high-risk behaviors generally that places sounders at greater risk of contracting STIs, not the sounding itself. Dr. King agrees with me on this point.

Also, people who don’t get objects stuck in their urethras — sounders who don’t progress to larger and larger objects before finally moving on to heads of decapitated snakes — don’t make appearances in emergency rooms, the medical literature, or urologists’ party conversations. So the sample here is skewed, with sounders who are shoving only sterilized, well-lubricated, and reasonably sized metal rods into their urethras underrepresented in the medical literature, cocktail party convo, etc.

“My guess is there are many people who sound without significant problems,” said Dr. King. “If performed in a very clean (ideally sterile) fashion with minimal trauma to the urethral lining, sounding maybe be relatively safe. The sounder, however, should be aware of these risks.”

My friend’s boyfriend has a virginity fetish. Particularly the part where the girl bleeds a bit. Arguments that “breaking the hymen” is mythical bullshit haven’t swayed his fetish. His birthday is coming up, and she’d love to surprise him with some virginity bleeds. It won’t be a regular thing, so she’s okay with a bit of pain and discomfort. And it won’t be during her period, so that obvious solution is out.

Happy Hymen Hunting

Good news, HHH! Your friend doesn’t have to endure pain and discomfort to treat her boyfriend to a few “virginity bleeds” on his birthday.

“An artificial hymen also known as artificial virginity kit is a type of prosthetic membrane created for the purpose of simulating an intact human hymen,” reads the highly disturbing copy at

As creepy as the boyfriend’s fetish might seem, the fact that some women have to use these artificial hymens under duress — women who need to “pass” themselves off as virgins on their wedding nights — is far, far creepier than a woman using one to indulge her boyfriend’s kink.

I’m a 29-year-old gay man thrilled to be exploring sex with a new boyfriend. The issue is that my boyfriend wants me to hit him and give him a bloody nose during sex. While this sounds hot, it worries me because he was abused as a child, and I’m afraid this might trigger something negative for him.

Just A Love Tap

I think you should shove a couple of artificial hymens up your boyfriend’s nose and hit him just hard enough to break them, JALT, because punching someone in the face is dangerous. You could break his nose, for starters, and you could kill him, for finishers. But if this is something he simply must experience, and if he’ll find someone else to do it to him if you won’t, here are a couple of questions you need to ask him first: Has he done this before? If so, did it bring back unpleasant memories of his abuse? And does he have health insurance?

But, honestly, I think you should go with the artificial hymens.

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