Bank Robbery for Dummies

Note to aspiring bank robbers: Your escapade will probably be captured on tape. In light of this, consider a form of disguise that might obscure at least some of the following:

    A hundred pounds of extra weight,
    A protruding chin with acne,
    Crooked upper teeth,
    Lower teeth covered by a silver grill,
    Possession of a hardcover book with a photo of Toni Braxton on the cover.

The preceding, in case you missed it, is a portion of the description of a man who robbed a bank in Dublin on Tuesday. Although this moron is still at large, as MediaNews reports, the cops feel pretty good about their prospects of catching him.

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