Welcome one and all to the sixth Try Not to Breathe Day of the season! Once again, a combination of weather and traffic patterns are likely to render the Bay Area’s air smoggy and swarming with those wacky volatile organic compounds, so do us all a favor and keep that Hummer on ice. Sadly, BART will not offer free rides today, so you’ll just have to pay your own way to work today, you cheap bastards.
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