Here’s the full ad:
Hey Yahooians and Twitterites — you’ve always dreamed of living in SF, but hell – no one can afford a broom closet for $3,500 a month. But the East Bay is still rockin’ and I’ve got the perfect place for you: the trunk of my car! It’s spacious, carpeted, with lots of windows and great light. Monthly utilities are minimal: you’re responsible for half the monthly wifi cost (it’s a bit of a stretch from the house, but you can usually get at least a bar or two) and any parking tickets that accrue — that’s all! Sure, you may be thinking that $2000 is a lot for a car trunk, but, hey, this is the most desirable part of Berkeley. It’s quiet, safe (mostly) and you’ll be just a few minutes away from the gourmet ghetto! Plus the rent is comparable to most of the other tiny closets in the area going for $2250, so you’re saving $250 — it’s a steal! This is likely to get snapped up quickly, so Act Now!Act now, before this prime location at “greedy and crazytown” gets snatched up.
H/T to Erin Sherbert at SF Weekly.