Jeff Frankel’s “Ballad of Sarah Palin”

Sarah Palin Song Competition

To the tune of “The Ballad of Jed Clampett”, from The Beverly Hillbillies:

Revised lyrics:
Come and listen to a story bout a woman named Sarah
A VP candidate who I bet will really scare ya
The republicans were desperate for a counter to Obama
So they went up to Alaska and they got a hockey mama

You betcha!
Drill Baby Drill!

Well the first thing ya know old Sara’s in de-bait
She and John McCain swore that their change was really first-rate
But Sarah and her pal want to tax health benefits
And this is just a prelude to more years of Bush-like s**t

Billions for the oil companies
Cushy CEO pay!

Now Sarah’s daughter Bristol’s got a baby in the oven
The typical result of birth control-less redneck lovin
Bristol said “abstinence is the way to go for me”
Now a White house shotgun wedding would be a spectacle to see
Bridesmaids with Mullets
Snowmobiles on the White house lawn

Now the moral of this story, as if you could not guess
A vote for John and Sarah would just worsen up the mess
Barack O. and Joe B. are the candidates for me
To lead this country where it should be – back to peace/prosperity


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