DJ Kicks
Q-Unit
Queen/50 Cent mashups at Members.home.nl/visionx/. A few alright tunes, a few amusing song titles (“Bohemian Wanksta”). That’s about it. Except, of course, for that mustache.
Absurdist Memorabilia
The eBay auction of Jerry Garcia’s toilets.
They’re not exactly rare, though — thousands of people already own Go to Heaven.
TV Event
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, suckas.
Amazing how all that dust got in your eye right when Burl Ives started singing “Silver and Gold.”
This Song Will Change Your Life
Jenny Lewis and assorted indie big-shots cover the Traveling Wilburys’ “Handle with Care.”
Death Cab guru Ben Gibbard’s complete transformation into the emo Roy Orbison happened way ahead of schedule.
Internet Distraction
The random Dan Bejar/Destroyer lyric generator
Patronize I-rock.wackiness.org/bejaromatic/ for such bizarre bons mots as Able, willing, ready/Fuck the spiral jetty. Then go find
the new Destroyer tune “European Oils,” which slays dragons and kicks elves.
Sordid Rock Star Feud
Scott Stapp vs. 311
Much like Yankees-Red Sox games, we’re actively rooting for the Flaming Meteor Crushes Everyone Involved outcome.
