Hear us out, okay? Yes, it’s a megachain. Yes, going to Chevys for Mexican food when you’re anywhere within a ten-mile radius of Fruitvale should be an offense eligible for capital punishment. Yes, it’s loud and nearly impossible to get to without a car and sometimes staggeringly expensive. But just try to say all that when you’re sitting on Chevys’ massive, marina-adjacent deck, sipping a fresh-fruit margarita — $3.99 from 2 p.m. through closing every damn day of the week — and gorging on unlimited chips and salsa in what must be the cheapest waterside dinner in all the Bay Area. You won’t be able to, because YOUR MOUTH WILL BE FULL OF DELICIOUS CHIPS AND CRIMINALLY CHEAP MARGARITA. Argument over.