Ron Dellums to Officiate County’s First Gay Wedding

Once again, we find ourselves suffering from the strange cognitive cramp that occurs every time we see Ron Dellums doing something we approve of. This time, it’s gay marriage, which the good mayor of Oakland has decided to throw his whole support behind. At one this afternoon, Dellums will hold a press conference at City Hall to congratulate our lavender brothers and sisters for winning the right (so far) to get hitched. Then at six, he’ll officiate the first crop of gay and lesbian wedding ceremonies. Brain…spasming! Must…incorporate news into…low opinion of…mayor!

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