Today’s top sports story sucks. Tom Cable allegedly hitting his assistant coach is not a sports story. The editor of the Sporting Green made it his banner tale. Ray Ratto writes about the episode with the glee. He writhes with pleasure anticipating who’s going to say what to whom next. KNBR then wastes the better half of the morning on the inanity of which Bay Area coach could beat up another. This isn’t sports, people, it’s middle school.