Amusing Rap Lyrics
She like it when I use her body for handwarmers/And the doors on our cars go up like Transformers
(from Pharrell’s “Can I Have It Like That”)
Hopefully, referencing vintage ’80s action figures becomes the new hip-hop meme.
Album of the Year This Week
People who still inexplicably hate Neutral Milk Hotel’s In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Maybe you just need a nap or something.
Bygone Concert Experience
Blackalicious at the SF Independent, September 24
A humble suggestion to beloved emcee Gift of Gab: Fuckin’ slow down.
Imminent Concert Experience
The Impending Awesomeness of the System of a Down/Mars Volta/Hella triple bill at Oakland Arena Saturday night
You will emerge from this show with a perm, a positively revised opinion of nü-metal, a similarly newfound appreciation for Rush, and a copy of Bitches Ain’t Shit But Good People.
Internet Distraction
The revised trailer for The Shining (Monkeypup.org/Shining)
Amazing.
Journalistic Coup
Magnet‘s cover story on the New Pornographers
Canada blah blah Canada blah blah Canada blah Neko sucks Canada blah blah they’re gonna kill me for saying Neko sucks blah blah bleagh.
