This week, the AP details how medical cannabis can be used in messy divorces to gain full custody of the kids. Drinkers, however, remain good Americans. … In other news, while Chicago bars may stay open to 4 a.m., tokers do not pass go, and go directly to jail. On Friday, Cook County Sheriff Thomas J. Dart announced one of the biggest cannabis busts in the history of the department. Police seized 5,525 lbs. of marijuana with a street value of more than $20 million. More headlines and the quarter-pounder after the jump.