Best EarBud Comment Ever?

In response to a recent Sound by Its Cover review of San Francisco emcee GoodWord’s Coulda Been That, reader E-45 dropped a nugget of lyrical wisdom we thought everyone should read. Not only must (s)he have spent a good amount of time putting it together, but (s)he also went back a few minutes later to make a clever correction to the first comment. Thanks E-45; you’ve helped make EarBud a better place to live. Read the full comments after the jump.

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in the event you are ever in a freestyle battle with goodword and wish to needle him re: this album cover, be advised of the following rhymes for “corn”:

(colonel) corn
born
horn
addorn
forlorn
lovelorn
(the feminine undergarments i suspect you of having) worn
torn (rectum)
roger zorn (www.allmusic.com, punk)
shorn (premature baldness necessitating goofy hat, etc.)
roger dorn (protagonist, “field of dreams,” 1989)
(lay with your old lady until the) morn
(your premature death causes your old lady to) mourn
porn
(weak flow causes nausea, which can be soothed by) airborne
**swedish chef impression** fljorn bjerrjorn borrgin scmorrn
borg, bjorn
señor(n)
(the beekeeper of) orn (children’s book co-authored by frank r. stockton and p.j. lynch, current amazon rank #136,413)
pete yorn
(not domestic but) foreign
dusör (oven/serving dish with lid, available at ikea)
regarding your turkey-lookin’ ass, i am compelled to evoke the academic discipline of ORINthology
roarin’
sourin’
(cristal) pourin’
oh shit, this is gonna help
adorin’
borin’
eeyore-in’
(the boat that metaphorically represents your technique is clearly off its) moorin’
warrin’
scorin’
hardwood floorin’
**stereotypical chinese accent** stolen

Comment by E-45 – February 6, 2007 @ 12:27 am

correction re: roger dorn, it was “major league,” not “field of dreams.” got caught snorin’.

Comment by E-45 – February 6, 2007 @ 12:31 am

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