In response to a recent Sound by Its Cover review of San Francisco emcee GoodWord’s Coulda Been That, reader E-45 dropped a nugget of lyrical wisdom we thought everyone should read. Not only must (s)he have spent a good amount of time putting it together, but (s)he also went back a few minutes later to make a clever correction to the first comment. Thanks E-45; you’ve helped make EarBud a better place to live. Read the full comments after the jump.
in the event you are ever in a freestyle battle with goodword and wish to needle him re: this album cover, be advised of the following rhymes for “corn”:
(the feminine undergarments i suspect you of having) worn
roger zorn (www.allmusic.com, punk)
shorn (premature baldness necessitating goofy hat, etc.)
roger dorn (protagonist, “field of dreams,” 1989)
(lay with your old lady until the) morn
(your premature death causes your old lady to) mourn
(weak flow causes nausea, which can be soothed by) airborne
**swedish chef impression** fljorn bjerrjorn borrgin scmorrn
(the beekeeper of) orn (children’s book co-authored by frank r. stockton and p.j. lynch, current amazon rank #136,413)
(not domestic but) foreign
dusÃ¶r (oven/serving dish with lid, available at ikea)
regarding your turkey-lookin’ ass, i am compelled to evoke the academic discipline of ORINthology
oh shit, this is gonna help
(the boat that metaphorically represents your technique is clearly off its) moorin’
**stereotypical chinese accent** stolen
Comment by E-45 – February 6, 2007 @ 12:27 am
correction re: roger dorn, it was “major league,” not “field of dreams.” got caught snorin’.
Comment by E-45 – February 6, 2007 @ 12:31 am
And please, in the interest of freaking us out with the meta-ness of it all, feel free to comment on these comments.