Cinematic Masterwork
Coming soon to a theater near you: Snakes on a Plane.
Starring Samuel L. Jackson.
The title is neither a joke nor, apparently,
a metaphor. Check IMDB.com if you don’t believe me. And if you look hard enough, you might even find the soundtrack.
Internet Dalliance
The impending dominance of Google Music.
Should be invaluable for those desperate moments when you forget
the words to Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s “Got Your Money.”
Amusing Rap Lyrics
I don’t have no trouble with you fuckin’ me/But I have a little problem with you not fuckin’ me.
For tunes that classic, though, it’s not as if we need the help.
Album of the Year This Week
José González, Veneer
Absurdly intimate Sweden-born crooner spins mesmerizing indie folk. Ideal for bubble baths and cuddle parties.
Workout Hazard
Absorbing all the cheesy techno-pop relentlessly pumped into the gym you joined as a New Year’s resolution.
Yeah, this is gonna last, like, three weeks.
Culinary Masterwork
Realizing you actually love pumpkin pie.
Like discovering you have a long-lost brother.
