Video Game Crusade
Mastering the “Killer Queen” guitar solo on the absurdly addicting PlayStation 2 game Guitar Hero.
As taxing a physical activity as we’ve attempted in months.
Internet Distraction
MC Hammer’s blog.
Conveniently located at MCHammer.blogspot.com, featuring musings on hip-hop, pro baseball, and his profound love for his son. Also: pictures of pies.
Fact-Checking Dept.
Why yes, it’s actually MC Hammer’s blog.
We can verify this — who else would sign every post “Hammertime”?
Public Safety Bulletin
The considerable peril of enjoying Dem Franchize Boyz’ “Lean wit It, Rock wit It” in crowded areas.
Warning: If you lean wit it at the exact moment the person behind you chooses to rock wit it, you may collide and knock each other unconscious.
Album of the Year This Week
Darondo’s Let My People Go
Ubiquity Records’ crate-digging extraordinaires exhume this ’70s Bay Area soul croaker, an immensely appealing mix of Too $hort and Al Green. The word of the day is “Legs.” Now get out there and spread the word.
