List after jump:
* Sucking lots of dick. For money this time, not coke.
* Getting used to the new tour rickshaw.
* Converting van to run on drummer’s Del Taco farts
* Cutting out floorboards and running to gig like the Flintstones
* Reforming as bluegrass band, hopping trains and playing only trainyards
* Recording video of themselves performing in front of green screen, then releasing new YouTube clip each week with different city-specific backdrop.
