If you’re like me, then you’ve spent too much of the past few days staring at Miley Cyrus’ music video for “We Can’t Stop”— which just broke VEVO’s record for the most-viewed video in 24 hours — and are faced with an existential crisis caused by the experience of hating something so much that you can’t stop watching it. What is she doing? What am I doing? What is LIFE? So many questions, indeed.
.@MileyCyrus #WeCantStop got 10.7 MILLION views in 24 hrs, barely beating @JustinBieber‘s record of 10.6 MILLION. So close! #MileyVEVO
— VEVO (@VEVO) June 25, 2013
Ellen recommended a critique of the video that might offer some rational, soothing insight. But my prescription is this list of new music videos that will snap you out of that hopeless, twerk-induced coma. Don’t believe what Miley tells you. We CAN stop.
