One of You Will Be Out

Stuff you need to know about to avoid cultural ostracism.

TV Party

The fashion-averse male’s nonetheless futile quest to avoid being enraptured by Project Runway.

Oh, Santino, that skirt is way over the top.

Internet Distraction

Snooping through all the sweet videos archived at YouTube.com

Several afternoons of total awesomeness and low workplace productivity await you via this grab bag of live TV appearances and the like. Current gold standard: Public Image Ltd. on American Bandstand.

Ludicrous Hype

The UK collectively soiling itself over the Arctic Monkeys.

Maybe this would carry some actual weight if it didn’t tout a different band as the Best Shit Ever every four days.

More Ludicrous Hype

Case in point: Editors.

These assclowns sound so much like Interpol that Carlos D should be legally permitted to beat them all senseless with a shovel on national television.

Transcendent Concert Experience

Willie Nelson singing “On the Road Again” at the Fillmore last Wednesday night.

Like getting your feet rubbed whilst eating a giant vat of mashed potatoes.

Album of the Year This Week

Zion I’s appearance alongside Fischerspooner and the Spin Doctors on the Grandma’s Boy soundtrack.

Maybe leave that one off your résumé, guys.

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