Pleasanton Teen Attempts, Fails to Thin Herd

A recent grad of Foothill High in Pleasanton returned to his old stomping grounds on Sunday to film himself ride his bike off a 25-foot ledge onto a grassy hill. You know, like in Jackass (or more appropriately put, like a jackass). As reported by the Tri-Valley Herald, the young man landed badly, as in, on his face. Alas, we don’t have tape of this blunder, but we can say that Christopher John White, eighteen, is lucky, if embarrassed, to be alive, and with feeling in his feet, no less.

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